Cap'n Crunch Wrap-Up Party (commercial, 1972)

How's come we gotta wrap up our feet, lovefoot? Because tonight I shall be used to be barefoot, pilot! We've swiped all the cap and conch cereal from the storeroom of the good ship, but why?

You've got to be as quiet as a thief in tonight if you're going to be a thief in tonight. All this cap and conch cereal! Sweet and tasty, made crunchy to stay crunchy! I must have the one little taste!

I'm taking a bite of Captain Crunch cereal. We'd never even heard him. But it's like I always say, kids. You can't get away with the crunch, because the crunch always gives you away. Ooh, Captain Crunch cereal. A crunchy part of any good breakfast.