Game Trader (commercial, 1999)

And now, GameTrader! From out of space comes a fun-hating villain, Erector! Car says, a young Earthlingus like a video game. Furthermore, he is a GameTrader! The best place on Earth to buy, sell, and trade video games!

Which is what I hate! Meanwhile, at the mayor's office... Oh, yeah... The Reking to earn! I better signal GameTrader! Stay tuned for the next GameTrader! here, GameTrader, we last left off with the villainously rectore on a mission to destroy video games.

A top scientist calls Mayday to the mayor! Holy crikey, I've got a signal game track! Gah! Push my cue! Now I can get back to my video game! GameTrader, for truth, justice and video games!