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Cap'n Crunch Self-Destruct Message (commercial, 1970)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1970 · 64 words

The transcript of “Cap'n Crunch Self-Destruct Message (commercial, 1970)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1970. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's me, Captain Crunch. Ready to reveal the deep dark secret of what makes my Captain Crunch with Crunchberries so good. Listen. That's a double crunch you're hearing. Regular Captain Crunch cereal plus strawberry flavored crunchberries.

Two kinds of flavors and two kinds of crunch. That's the secret of Captain Crunch with Crunchberries. This commercial message will self-destruct. A little sooner than I expected.

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