Cap'n Crunch & the Dog Catcher (commercial, 1968)

You hurt me, Captain Crunch. That dog has to be put on a leash. See, dog? But he's a member of the crew. I don't care if he's had a rule, do we? All dumb animals have to wear a leash.

But he's not dumb. He's smart. See, dog? That's me my slippers. I said slippers, not flippers. Looks pretty dumb to me. Now, wait, wait. Make the job and welcome, see, dog? Oh, he didn't get paid, put me down.

What's this? It's Captain Crunch cereal. Mmm. Sweet and tasty. It's got corn for crunch and oats for pints. And it stays crunchy, even milk. Oh, I guess he is an unusually bright dog. All right, he doesn't have to wear a leash.

Yay! And I must say, he sure knows how to make a fellow welcome. I just wanted him to shake hands. Just