Cap'n Crunch Captain Blah's Mutiny (commercial, 1968)

Look, Captain Crunch, a mutiny. Where? Where? Oh, it's the friendship bouncy, and they're putting Captain Flaw over the side. Frusty swabs! That's against the law of the city! And it's bad manners, b'ci. We demand spitter crop for breakfast.

Captain Bussive, soggy cineo. Blah! What in the world shall I do? Be firm. Let them know whose boss, and feed them Captain Crunch cereal. It's got corn for crunch and oats for punch and it's things crunchy.

Hammer and milk. It too? Hmm. Delicious, hooray, sir. Always forgiven, Captain Blah. Come back on board. I ain't gonna bring that cereal with you, sir. Sorry, please. Pretty, please. We're sugaring cream. Ah, just with cream.

It already has the sugar on it. Captain Crump's. It's from Quaker.