Cap'n Crunch Torturing La Foote (commercial, 1967)

Jean-a-foot, you barefoot pirate. What have you done with Captain Crunch? We know you captured him! Where is he? Yet he saw me to know, and for you to find out. All right, Carlisle, start the torture.

Don't you? Oh, no. Not yet. Hehehehe. Now will you tell us? Ha ha ha! No. We're beaten. Not yet. Jean, how would you like a big ball of Captain Crunch cereal? It's sweet and crunchy.

It's got corn for crunch and oats for lunch. And it stays crunchy, even in milk. Enough, enough. I did fail. Where is he? He's right here. Captain Crunch. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Suck right, please. Tell Denise you the foot.

I'll never forgive you for this. For capturing you? No. For eating the whole box. Captain Crunch. crunch from Quaker.