Captain Crunch (commercial, 1980s)

What do you got for Christmas, my hush? First of life, like the tangy sip of miracle, and it's a little annoying.

Has real fruit inside. See the fruit inside the nook? Where the fruit is trying to hide? Yes, I have, Barry. Every Mr. Kristi Kriki has something good inside. Go to the side.

Mr. Kisty, you make a lot of cuts. Last left the faithful crew in Dampa Bay, with the keys to free Captain Crunch. Now, who cares? The other door! But with the red key? No! Green? No!

Then it must be so purple! So it's tough to suck out. Wish her a little bit away. And so Captain Crunch proudly sails home. And is cereal?

Still crunchy. Definitely. And still a delicious part of a balanced breakfast.