Sega Dreamcast (commercial, 1999)

It's evening in America. And across this great land, young men and women are coming together to the power of the Internet with one common goal. To whoop each other's booties. Sega Dreamcast games are now online, unleash the ultimate horror, your fellow Americans.

Jack into Sega Net 3, your Dreamcast console, and join your countrymen in the virtual arena. Play NFL 2K1 and cream form meetheads you've never even met. Lay and be a 2k one, and school some farm boy without suffering the scent of livestock.

Or play quick three and waste some Jersey punk from the sanctity of your own home. And so America, Seganet is born. And suddenly we are one proud nation, indivisible, united in the pursuit of work and booty.