Captain N and the Game Master (TV theme, 1980s)

The Granny Kid comes your way this morning at 9.30 only on Channel 4. Yeah? Oh and I suppose Captain and the Game Masters in love with you? Of course! Captain and the Game Master saves me from all the evil forces in the universe.

Boy, you really gonna think for Captain and don't you? Uh-huh. I dreamt last night that Captain and rescue me from the evil Mother Brain. Yeah right, well I hope dreams come true because if you don't clean up your room, you really gonna get Captain and to save you from the evil Sister Kate.

I thought I told you to clean up your room. A Game Master. Captain and the Game Master will return after these messages.