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Milton Bradley Battleship (commercial)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 2 min · 446 words

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Battle ship! Battle ship! Battle ship! Milton Bradley's great game of strategy. It's loaded with action and suspense. Play it anytime, anywhere. Be poor! Hey! Jay-1! Ha! And this! Jay-10! Battle ship! A game of strategy from Milton Bradley.

Hi friends! No, you're enjoying our $1,000 movie to revenge on the atomic fly just as much as we are. Yes, you've guessed it. I'm Christian Cyborg, General Manager here at Jack Poet Vaux-Wagon, 5944, Figaroa in beautiful Highland Park.

Well, what are we talking about? Are we talking about dependability? Are we talking about economy? Are we talking about performance? We're talking about dependability, and that spells Volkswagen, but don't take my word for it. Let's talk to our prize-winning salesman Coco Lewis. Thank you Ralph, and thank you too for making me one. And speaking of numbers,

about two five four nine one over twenty five four ninety one eleven which adds up to five and that stands for value and judgment so let's judge for ourselves a sixty nine or a brand new car with a thirty six or forty horsepower engine or if you want a custom car then talk to the head of our custom

car division take it Bob chicken right on the chin every time Coco here's that number again five you haven't trouble getting through custom cars we've got a car for you yes we do we've got stars we've got stripes we've got plaids we got every conceivable type of automobile. We've got convertible, we've got topless cars, we've

even got cars without tops. We've got cars coupled, we've got cars facing one another and cars at a respectable distance. Here's that address again, two, five, four, nine, one. One and one for all our Latin American speaking friends. Here's Tony Gomez to tell you how to get down here and take advantage of Jack Paul. Tony, what am I talking about?

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