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Multi-brand commercials (spot 22)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1 min · 205 words

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Hello. Oh hello. You may be a winner. Oh, I've never won anything. You may win cash and shells new play bingo for cash game. Well somebody else might win, but not new. Are you a licensed driver? Oh yes, I am. I'm good. Then you're eligible to play. Good.

You have a shell bingo card and every card can win. Scratch off any five numbers then check to see if you have a winner. A row across or down pays a dollar. Four corners pay three dollars and a diagonal pays twenty five dollars.

Right, I'll save every card because if this card doesn't win this week, it may win next week. Then we change bingo boards every week. Oh, I won't win. You might be lucky. Our estimate of the odds are on the back of every Shell bingo card.

But I'm never lucky. Your chances get better as you play. Because you get another card every time you visit a participating Shell station. Well, what do I have to buy? Nothing, no purchase necessary. Well, then I can't lose.

Right. Even if I don't win. Here, scratch off five numbers. Well, maybe. Just maybe I'll win. Play bingo for cash at Shell.

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