Wacky Races (TV theme)

The most daredevil group of daddy drivers, whoever whirl are wheels in the wacky races. Competing for the title of the world's wackiest racer. The cars are approaching the starting line. First is the turbo-terrific driven by Peter Perpig.

Next, Rufus, Rough Cut, and Sawtooth and the Buzz Wagon. The novering for position is the Army surplus special. Right behind is the Antil Mob in their bulletproof bomb. And there's ingenious inventor, Pat Pending in his converter car.

Oh, and here's the lovely Penelope Pitstop, the glamour gal of the gas pedal. Next we have the Volar Mobile with the Slide Brothers Rock and Gravel, searching along as the creepy coop with the gruesome twosome, and right on their tail is the Red Max.

And there's the Arkansas Chugga Bug with Luke and Blubber Bear. Sneaking along last is that meme machine with those double-dealing do-badders, stick dastardly and his sidekick, buttly. And even now they're up to some dirty trick, and they're off!

To a standing start and why not they've been chained to a post by shifty dick dasterly who shims into the wrong gear and the way they go on the way out wacky races