The Muppet Show (TV theme, 1978)

Tell me, Statler, how do you like the album so far? I mean just between you and me. Well, strictly off the record. Yes. I'd like to be off the record. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! When the whipper will is singing in the forest...

That's a whipper will right there. When the little brook is murmuring a tomb. When the mockingbird is chirping in the wildwood. And a lonely wolf is howling at the moon When the leaves of the old oak tree start a rustling And a waterfall makes sounds like woman's tears When the whole world is filled with mother nature's noises

That's the time to stuff cotton in your ears