The Muppet Show (TV theme, 1978)

Hey, do you believe it? The frog wants us to dance on a phonograph record. Really? I'd rather dance on the floor. How are the kids, Flo? Aaaah! We are not so good, Sam! One of the chicks has the people, Pops!

Aaaah! Hey, hey, how do you like the record so far? Oh, it's got some nice songs you can dance to. Well, how about the jokes, huh? What? Does my song she can dance too? I'll pick this one out, thank you.

Will you dance with me? I'll just be able to dance with you when the grass grows red. The sun goes out and the oceans turn to yogurt. I'll pick that one. It's amazing. Boy, look at Adam. He's having fun.

Who's daddy's dancing with? He looks like a sheep. One, two, three, dip. Shave death! Shave death!