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Song · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1981 · 4 min · 638 words
The transcript of “McDonald's Commercial”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1981. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Right now, when you come in to a participating McDonald's, you can get a free prize. No purchase necessary. Hey kids, now you can get your own McDonald's Land Skymobiles, so stop by McDonald's today. What? It's Acrydolix, today at 1 on Channel 4.
It is sensation of the sports pages these days, it's Wasamata U, and it's forward passing phenomenon, Bon Likobus.
Look, Nitesh, 200 to 1. Some score, darling. Score nothing. Those are the baddings and what's the matter to you. Hmm. Boris, why are you smiling that sneaky little smile? I know most can throw passes.
I wonder if he could throw a whole game. Meanwhile, it wasn't all cleats and shoulder pads for our heroes. You gotta make good grades. They really had to burn the midnight oil. How come we're building the midnight oil, Rock?
They turn off the electricity at 10 o'clock. Oh. The one pearl to the two pearl one. The one pearl to the one pearl to the one pearl to the one pearl to the one pearl.
What are you doing, Bo-winkle? Study and protest. In what? My toughest class, advanced crocheting. They want me to, Pearl, one for you. Yeah, but why so fast? I'm cramming. Not that life but what's the matter?
You was all work and no play. There were lots of typical collegiate good fellowship and hygiene. Howdy fillers! How many of us can pile into a phone booth? I don't think we've met, oh boy.
I know, with help of some typical collegiate good fellowship and hygiene. We can all go over to my place and swallow goldfish. But... It's enough for everybody. I just got my allowance. You must be insane.
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