The Family-Ness (TV theme, 1984)

There's such a lot of mystery surrounding Ness' home But if you got a secret thistle whistle, you might spot a nessie of your own Mac 2 flows on his back pipes, while else with an Angus watch those notes go floating across the waves Herocious Ness appears if once and grabs a load of two-grillunch

And a hole with the family Ness is not too far behind Sportiness leaps over him, turns upside down, then dives back in Unbeautiful, loveliness, shows he's the kisten kind Eyewitness comes up for air, and taking notes without a care Think to put if you got a secret thistle whistle You might spot an essay of your own, he's backpipes

While he lives with an angus, watch those notes go