Arthur! and the Square Knights (opening, 1966)

The King of Camelot is the ring and the ring and the ring and the skin After he likes to jostle up and he really makes the king a sway Dragons run from a horse and the black knight has a chance If you're in trouble send a cradle to the hero of a fable with a tosser of Camelot

He took a sword from a store made of table wrap Took the brainless night's hands sat from around Then all the camels are huge and really hard at king Yeah, king who's the dude's got a new radio ring And offer That's what the maidens call whenever they're lost or in distress If you're not a king of time he does rescue on the hour

He's out of the rain, I'm a plated dragon slayer king That's far from far