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Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1996 · 88 words
The transcript of “Centurions (commercial, 1996)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1996. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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So you want to save the universe? With an arsenal of assault weapons, the centurions are ready to do just that. Gotta waste a dooms-on, fire away with wild weasel. Battling a cyber squid, give him a taste of title blast.
Engaging a scraper squadron, bring in an orbital interceptor. Having a tarantula problem, only slingshot it eliminates those mutant pests. You have to be a cyborg, nothing like this firepower, that's only a taste of what's to come.
The centurions Saturday at 2.30pm, one car, two network.
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