Fruit by the Foot (commercial, 1996)

There I was in an ever-ending class. So I towards my never-ending fruit snack, fruit by the foot. Then said Mr. P. That's for too long, George. But after one bite, I said, I think I'll be all right.

I enrolled from 9 till 3, until gym class would miss B. She just hit the floor when I said, mmm, I need some more. Mom said, I can't believe you're late. All those crazy, fruity-peets.

So if your friends report about their snacks that come up short, just smile and repeat, can you eat all the feet? Fruit by the foot, it's quite a pee-pee.