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Color Guard (commercial, 1995)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1995 · 1 min · 81 words

The transcript of “Color Guard (commercial, 1995)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1995. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Now for the kicker, new triple color guard cheer. There's no better guard against colors than Bronwyn. Oh, you're frozen yet? Yes, the surface, you. I'm a little soft in the middle. We're cracking up back here, boss.

I'm frozen for her. I'm frozen. I'm frozen again. Anything but coca-cola and we melt. I love it. Get me that coca-cola. That's a nice feeling, fam. That's coca-cola! I'm roo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo. I'm gonna float around and soak this up for a while.

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