Cartoon Network (promo, 1997)

Okay, this will be the greatest shot ever. Okay, here we go. Everybody's short. All right, I got the camera and who is... Hey, jeez! Oh, gosh, look at that. What's better? Action or comedy cartoons?

Comedy. I should say both because like they're running for action like... Riding on a skateboard? Action, you mean like suspense? You know, like keep you on your toes. Oh my gosh, what's happening to books?

So it's good, no! No, it's... Something like that. Because I just watched the video of Jumanji. It's very, very scared. Like... You know, Nicholas? I think we should get back to cartoons. And one more thing.

If I had a big action or comedy, I'd pick action. Definitely. I don't get it. Canada, our industrious neighbor to the north, Renowned for its production of lumber, Mounties and great cartoons. Every spring, the fertile Canadian soil gives forth a rich bounty of exotic native animation.

Cartoon Network would like to say, Thanks, Neighbor, with O Canada. 30 minutes of the Great White North's cleverest natural resource. Tune in to Cartoon Network tonight at 9.30. And you too will say, O Canada.

You make some mighty fine cartoons. Car Toon Network presents the only 30-minute TV show guaranteed to satisfy your appetite for twisted tunes from the weird and the wack to the totally abstract. Be prepared, Toon Heads will roll, tonight at 10 on Cartoon Network. And now back to Big Wednesday.