Cartoon Network (promo, 1992)

It's like no other TV on Earth. The world's first 24-hour cartoon network is here. Now before you approach this brave new world, there are a few basic truthy to know. When you enter into a universe, anything can happen.

It takes endurance, spirit, and order 2 to survive in the tomorrow. Ain't it a trick? Have you proven your instinct for survival? Mmm! You might ask, where will a typical day in a totally tuned universe take you?

The airport! No! We start here. Where the crack of dawn signals the end of snooze patrol, and means time to get up and about with Bernie Bernal and the Morning Crew. After you've gotten your day in gear with a Bernal bunch, speed off a rush with the fastest cat and mouse team to tear through Tune City,

Tom and Jerry, plus cool kitty cup get and company will keep your morning hopping. Then, it's off to spend your afternoon hanging with the baddest speed dog to ever bust out of the hood, down with droop eating.

By evening, you're a com- pal, feeling adventurous. You could set bin one-eyed six-armed rock monster to cross your path in super adventures and Johnny Quest. Once you've packed your punches, you speed off to spend some prime time with the first families of the two universe, the Plingstone and Jetsons.

Then you're all set to step out for a big night on the town with the two superstars, Bugs and Daffy. After you're gone Daffy, you're definitely ready for the late night and weird and wacky.

Tune heads will go. And no trip through a tune universe is complete without a little time travel back to the 60s and 70s. Guaranteed safe, even for the parental units, for everybody's favorites, just as they originally aired.