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House Foods

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1995 · 1 min · 81 words

The transcript of “House Foods”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1995. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Do you know why you can't do this? He's so great! He's so great! He's so great. If you die, he's so great. Do you know why you're so beautiful?

He's so beautiful. I've been thinking of him for a long time. I'm not too causes. I was a first-year kid. I don't know he's trying to get to me. I can't do that. I'm so nervous.

I'm so nervous. Why am I so crazy? I'm so confused. I'm so nervous.

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