Nickelodeon (promo, 1992)

I'm so nervous! Snirk will be back after this! Big, you idiot! Me! Nickelodeon, by Dave Bright, proudian, easygoing. But Bill and Saturday night explore a side of Nickelodeon. You never knew existed when we asked, are you afraid of the dark?

Nick's new show spins ghastly tales of ordinary kids, and they're not so ordinary encounters with a supernatural daring you to take someone way rise into nightmare territory. Aaaaaaaah! There's only one question. Are you afraid of the dark? Find out every Saturday night at 93830 Central on 6th.

I'm the only network for you, Nickelodeon. Introducing Levi's loose-fitting jeans. A center-fertation of the original. Think of all the mature, responsible things you could be doing.

Helping old ladies cross the street? Proudly maintaining your yard. Hang it with your balls! Or cleaning your room. But get real. I'd rather be playing video games. You can run them from Blockbuster. They've got more of the cool-sroom Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and Sega Genesis games for rent than anyone in the world.

To do, why not get your games from Blockbuster? It's the mature thing to do.