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Light Wars Game (commercial, 1998)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1998 · 78 words

The transcript of “Light Wars Game (commercial, 1998)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1998. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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You feel the need for speed? Like the Bastion Speed? Smock your eyeballs, son. Light Wars! The game of light bashing speed! The enemy shoots towards your zone! He's trapped! He reflects the beam! You reverts the beam!

He retells the beam! You shield yourself! He slams it back as the battle gets faster with every attack! You blast it back, or you blink! You burn! Yes! Light Wars! The game of light bashing speed!

Batteries not included.

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