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Vortex Shirt Grip (commercial)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1997 · 2 min · 287 words

The transcript of “Vortex Shirt Grip (commercial)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1997. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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We'll be right back after these messages. Knock, fist. Yuck. Knock on vision. Our zone is in prison. Breathe in. Knock on vision. This Monday, Monday. Catch like a crawl with a vortex shirt grip. I'm John Owe.

I'm just a kid, but I can catch any pass from John Owe with the new vortex shirt grip. Now go long. Vortex, the farthest flying football. Now, with Superstoff home for awesome catches every time!

Yeah! And new Superstoff with Vortex Mega! Does it rule the world? Well, it does mean a little word. How hell? We fixed it. Now it looks like a pig then. I'll smile and I'll be a doddle.

Beauty's trapped. Hi, Tom, my pencil. What do you do? And paint a picture too. McDonald's still raised the adventure in Magic of Walt and C's classic video-sleeving beauty. There's one toy in each hat he'll you buy.

Perfect. Beep and just punch it down. This is kooie Louie. The game where you picked gooey is out of the loose. Gross! But if you picked the wrong gooey, kooie Louie's brain from my bow.

Kooie Louie comes with everything you see here. Now there's a kooie Louie's squirter in every game. Oh, Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick. Mmm. That looks tasty. Nickelodeon. Isn't that you, you're scoring high?

Everywhere you never die Check it out, anything you can spot Every day you never die Now you let rhythm rock that thing Never done, never done Rock that floor on the street With a camera done to Nickelodeon Never done, never done, never done Never done, never done, never done Never done, never done, never done

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