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Jacobs Trio (commercial)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 101 words

The transcript of “Jacobs Trio (commercial)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Tree! Hey man, where does a guy have to go to get a little piece? Tree! I want a tree and I want one now. Ouch! Not one, not two, but three things in. A chocolatey biscuit and a toffee flavor too.

Like a man's gotta do. A man's gotta do, man. No three things are quite as good together as a... Hey! Next time it's the Amazon. Hey sir, try all wax lips. It's the candy of a thousand uses.

Like what? One, a humorous substitute for your own lips. Keep going. Two, uhh... Ooh, I'm needed in the basement.

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