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Mars Bar (commercial, 1980s)

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Dear Jamie, here's a reward for all those little things you do every day. Let someone notice. A Mars bar! How nice! Mmm. You deserve all that sensational milk chocolate and creamy caramel. Those soft swirls of nuka.

And every last one of those big crunchy almonds. Enjoy it. You've earned the best. Aww, from my favorite admirer. You deserve every big crunchy almond in a Mars bar. P.S. Call your mother?

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