ABC Saturday Morning (commercial, 1986)

So go. I am fine lad, Jim. Jim is a yeah. I'm fine lad, Jim. Then I must have made him proud to have. And so it was. I met John Silver. I walked into his tavern full of suspicion.

But when I came out, I so flattered was I by his attentions that I would have gone bail for the decency and innocence of long John Silver. Chuck Norris, man of action. Chuck Norris stars in karate commandos.

Five days of exciting adventures come to me. Norris! Chuck Norris! This is delightful. The claw threatens Chuck Norris and his friends when the karate commandos premier. Zoom, what? All next to 4.30 on Channel 13.

Hey, we've got a late escape. We've got to make this game. But first, let's use the golden holly mitzvah. I want to say, it's like honey cream crackers because you can't see all the way.

Oh, yeah! It's going to be a golden brown stick. Tastes like crisp honey graham crackers. It's a golden part of this nutritious breakfast. Now we're rolling. It's going to be a golden brown stick.