Burger King (commercial, 1999)

At Burger King, we're always trying to make havoc your way better. Wauper, please. And how would you like our dads to fix that? Huh? Who knows more about backyard barbecue than your dad, right? That there, we have got a whole crew, flame-broiling fathers.

Is that flame too hot? No, but that wauper needs more onion. Step outside. Let a bro do this. A pro. Until fathers everywhere agree. You'll agree there's nothing like the great taste of the wauper.

Fix hot and fresh your way. That's why it's America's favorite burger. Put your butt on your butt. You're dead? When you have it your way, it just tastes better. . . . . . .

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