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Cartoon Network promo

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1996 · 1 min · 143 words

The transcript of “Cartoon Network promo”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1996. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Get up in the morning, pull on my suit and cape and go to work. Chasing bad guys is such a rush. Set, boom! Take that, drag. Uh-oh. You got good days and bad. The Council of Doom, nearly had me once.

Wrapped me in steel. Dropped me right into the molten core of a planet. You just don't get that in an office job. And how about the company car, huh? The Phantom Cruiser. Yeah, pull up to a bus stop and everyone wants a ride.

Janet, Jase, nice kids, but just can't stay out of trouble. Guys, use the intestinal bells. Come on! Sure, it's a dangerous job, but I get every third weekend off. Space ghost. Hey, metallis. I know where you are. I'm busy or out. I've worn your flares.

I'm the Cartoon Network. I'm coming to get you.

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