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Cubic Zirconia Jewelry (commercial, 1996)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1996 · 1 min · 89 words

The transcript of “Cubic Zirconia Jewelry (commercial, 1996)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1996. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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What's the matter? Can you sleep? Did you think I wouldn't find out? Is this about the ring I gave you? Listen, a cubic zirconia looks just like a real diamond. Is this about my time of prison?

You drank the last of the milk. That's the sound of a real martial arts action. Armed with weapons and towels. Iron and job, cyber fist versus pagger and in job. All with the sound of a real martial arts action.

Each set comes with two fighters and weapons. E-A-Chon! Y-C-R-I-N-Masters!

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