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Cubic Zirconia Ring (commercial, 1996)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1996 · 116 words

The transcript of “Cubic Zirconia Ring (commercial, 1996)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1996. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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What's the matter? Can you sleep? Do you think I wouldn't find out? Is this about the ring I can't you? Listen, Akubic's or Konya looks just like a real diamond. Is this about my time at prison?

He drank the last of the milk. I'm Dr. Jettville, M.D. I'm Sir Doctor. And we're operating in my creepy clinic. This patient's gonna stop being hit. Let's operate. Great food! Let's pump his belly! Yum taste good!

The new Dr. Dental MD, creepy clinic! The weaponry of tomorrow is here today! It's a ring! Space shooters, Spitfire Space shooters! Forty-foldest of rapid fire precision accuracy! Two ammo clicks! We'll all let go of it again!

Space shooters!

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