Transformers Duocons (commercial, 1987)

We're trying to justify the crash into a tank! No, it's not! They go eat a transport! Come into one robot! Introducing QO cards. Decepticon two-in-ones. They think they're twice as tough as any Autobot. And maybe they are.

The Transformers! But they haven't met the throttle bots yet. The Transformers are the meets the eye! Well! Collect over 50 Transformer decoys free, especially MacPax. The Septicot is a sacrifice! Yeah, with those mighty generals in the Rinsmen, what a epic battle!

The Transformers! More much more than... Out of monster terracotta beasts come the incredible abominus! The battle of fearless and futuristic communes! Transformers! All about the disguise! The Transformer sold separately from Hasbro! The Random Magnus of Beatestry!

No Galbatron! We too have target master Transformers! That's right, each one becomes two. Target Master Auto BOTS and Decepticons, sold separately from Hasbro.