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Cartoon Network (promo, 1997)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1997 · 1 min · 194 words

The transcript of “Cartoon Network (promo, 1997)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1997. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Open up your head. Put your brain on a plane. Unallow your mind to one limb. It may go on vacation, but you'll get great ideas of souvenirs. Ideas that you might not have gotten if your brain had stayed at home.

So send your mind to places it's never been. We meet your world. Sideways punk! Have you seen this outlaw? It's camp, and it's man, real bad. time you have a new creative idea. Can't rears its ugly head. Sure, it may be the sky's as you can't do that for a wide bother but don't be fooled. It's a can't.

Can't is armed and dangerous. It can kill its great idea and that's a crime. Go can't off the streets. It's a menace to society. A danger to you and your creativity. Eliminate your limits. Animate your world.

Coming up next, they're big and beefy and go really fast. Most of the time, it's the Super Friends and they're coming at you right here on Cartoon Network. In my opinion, Aquaman's best power is the power of really wrinkly fingers.

See for yourself. The Super friends are next on Cartoon Network.

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