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Ronald McDonald Time (commercial, 1984)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1984 · 2 min · 340 words

The transcript of “Ronald McDonald Time (commercial, 1984)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts from 1984. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hey Ronald, know what time it is? It's a good time to town time with Ronald. Time for our tennis match? Nope. Time to start buying Christmas presents. I'm giving you know who a Ronald McDonald's digital quartz watch.

Wow. They come in red or blue, tell the time and date, and have a great looking fate. Thanks. And what's more, each time you buy a watch for a special low price of McDonald's, you donate part of that money to your local Ronald McDonald house.

Thanks. Want to build a super day? Then start with the one great taste that makes a super bowl of cereal. Kellogg's Corn Flakes. Just think of crispy golden flakes. Delicious crunchy flakes of corn. So pure and simple just can't wait. Low in sugar loaded with vitamins and iron.

So good for you don't hesitate. For a super bowl of our most nutritious corn flakes ever. But a super bowl can have a simple super bowl. Like Kellogg's corn flakes. Here's Jill, one of our cheerleaders.

Jill doesn't have much to cheer about cause she's wearing one of those saggy diapers that leak. Well, Jill, try Huggies. Huggies diapers are form-fitting and they're thick and absorbent with soft, gentle elastic at the leg.

So Huggies hug to help stop leaking and help keep babies happy. Now Jill's shouting about Huggies. Two, four, six, eight. Huggies diapers sure are great. Right, Jill? This, you know, this you have never seen before before because I just made it up.

The sweeter Cola machine, Pepsi, RC like CNC. Where's Coke? Coke does not live in that neighborhood because Coke is sweet and less than all of those. Now, what does that mean to me? That sweet means more thirst quenching, more refreshing, more real cola taste, better with food, better when I'm really hot, better play the music cause this is gonna take a while.

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