Kellogg's Rice Krispies (commercial, 1984)

Coca-Cola now. Coca-Cola! Snap crackle pop. That's cute. Are you referring to my collage rice Krispies? Oh yeah, but don't get me wrong. I know they taste great. A man needs a breakfast with more horsepower.

Yeah, like good old fashioned old milk. For your information, rice Krispies is higher in iron and eight essential vitamins than your old meal. I mean, it's got horsepower. Precisely. Hey, what about Snap crackle and pop?

Oh yes, come along gentlemen. Snap, pop, pop. Rice Krispies. Hope we're going to a New Year's Eve party. I'd prefer an office party. I want to go to a school Christmas party. McDonald's Chicken McNuggets 20 Packet, a life of any holiday party.

How do I love it? Delicious Golden Brown is your color. Whoopee! Let's go to a sleigh ride party. It's a good time for the great taste. Parties, parties. That's all you 20 packs ever think of.

Up the goddles. Time for McDonald's gift certificates, 50 cents each, or a book of 10 for $5. Tuesday, it's an ABC comedy special. It's cute, very cute. Your favorite stars tell the funniest jokes they've ever heard.

Clean, clean jokes. The E-Walk adventure will continue in a moment. Tomorrow, a friend is an agent for the KGB. Rainers caught in the middle. You want me to set him up? When he's assigned to expose his best friend on call to glory.