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Wario Land (commercial)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1 min · 178 words

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As suburban children, we've floated at night in swimming pools the temperature of blood. Pools we call our birth has seen from outer space. We would float and be naked, pretending to be embryos. All of us silent, save for the home of the pool of health care.

Our minds will be blank and our eyes closed as we floated in warm waters. The distinction between our bodies and our brains, produced in nothing. See this it won't make you smarter when it was decided how smart you'd be your credit limit didn't matter You can't buy intelligence. Okay. Well, maybe you could I mean no cars more accepted on the planet than MasterCard

So you could buy books and computers and chemistry sets and that could make you smarter and master values discount can save you up to 25% of thousands of stores And if that's not buying intelligence at least it's buying intelligently So maybe a MasterCard could make you smarter. We'll get you on a quiz show MasterCard more than credit card. It's smart money

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