Cap'n Crunch (commercial, 1986)

Even by the scary slime box! And now, these messengers! Hehehe! He's alright! He's alright! He's alright! Can nothing stop these puppies? Ah! Crunch power can! The lunch delicious sweet taste and... Yay! So I've stuffed a shag out!

Big out the boy and Captain Crunch is a crunchy part of a balanced breakfast. Fuy! Sweet Crunch from Captain Crunch! Now, and specially marked boxes of Captain Crunch cereal, a coupon for one of five Nestle's candy bars!

I'm from Catten Crunch. Every time folks eat super fruity bonkers fruit candy, it makes a big hit. No, why bonkers are so super fruity? It's got a chewy fruity outside with an extra fruity inside.

Makes me want to eat up. Bonkers. Bonks you out. Come on, candy. Muppet babies will return after these messages. It's a good baby. We'll return after these messages. Saturday will be back to Sir Caldwell.

Get set for crew. Action. I'm talking to Brian Jones. It's the Great Muppet Papers Saturday. Denied on CBS. I'm Ted Bryant. Last month, Oregon voters decided not to spend $96 million to build some more prisons.

That's one reason Penitentiary Superintendent J.C. Keeney is leaving. He claims the system is near collapse, and nobody's doing anything about it. PSU professor Gary Prostein believes there are less expensive alternatives than building more jails.

They'll discuss their views during news conference six, Saturday 530 on coin TV. That's what I can. And now back to Muppet baby.