McDonald's (commercial, 1986)

Muppet babies will return after these messages. The night birdie the early bird came to McDonald's starring Ronald McDonald and friends. Once upon a time long ago, a box fell from the sky and it read, Open me.

Oh my. Oh, Ronald, open that box please, please, I beg. And Ronald did. White side's a wonderful egg. That's a really big egg. Ooh. What kind could it be? Hmm. It looks like an early bird to me.

But that bird wouldn't touch. Wouldn't he come out in play? Let's give it some love. What do you say? Something made of a mess. Kept his horn through the night. Rubble, Rubble? That egg cracked a smile.

What a beautiful sight. Now, right of view, what he brought on the day, that early bird would come out. Tell me Donald Lance were out. And for the great change. You betcha! We'll be back in the body.

No, we're going to go. Put your bones so you can grow. This has got calcium, don't you know? It does. So good. You make it small. So good. And now back to Muppet, baby.