Kool-Aid (commercial, 1989)

It's all right, boy. It's all right, son. The wacky thing in a box is straight from inside the box. Watch, watch. Oh, right, son. Coolie Coolie just brings the box that's totally wacky. It's a new pink flavor from Kool-Aid.

New chocolate, there's tea. Fantastic. The taste is here. You're gonna miss. New chocolate, there's been from Kool-Aid. Whoa! Hey, Tacky. The TurboGrafx-16 is about to knock video games back into the Stone Age. It's 10,000 years ago.

You're a cave dude. You are car-niverse. You've got to bond 28 stages of prehistoric bad guys to rescue your excellent-looking princess. And you've only got one new weapon. Box adventure only on the TurboGrafx-16 system.