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The Mask (TV promo)

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The transcript of “The Mask (TV promo)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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August is smoking! CBS Saturday morning. Quiet, I like that! He's a one-man wacky machine. Wacky? All new and animated, the mask. Coming soon. This is CBS. Hey, Keith, let me show you where I get the munchy marshmallows at the front of the mouth chocolaty taste of cocoa crispy.

It's out there. Marshmallow, cloud, millions of them. Oh, oh, wait, wait, for a hold. In fact, thanks. All the pay for take-off. Oh! Hey! For a limited time, you can get a free pack of marshmallows and get a coke of crispy cereal.

Half of this complete breakfast. With their free taste, so they'll talk to their team. They're proud to add to my coke of the recipe. Scooby Doo, weekday mornings at 5.30 on TV 5.80. Yeah, he lays it, he sleeps, and okay, it's on big.

My main cat, Garfield. That's me. I'm a top of his head. I'm tanging down like he's just got out of bed. I bust him dialect. He's a cat and I know that. If you put away the sounds, you can really get caught.

Same with food and pizza. I stop, but God can't stop. And remains the master. Double-ravel-vavoe, he's a cat. And I know that. I'm sticking with the fact we can take it on. He's so bad, he's so bad.

Then he loves a lasagna. He never wants to take a pomacagna. God, feel that, friends. Here they come. Here they come. Here they come. After seven seasons, we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot.

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