Encyclopedia Britannica (commercial, 1980s)

I'm the kid that had a report to you on space. Then I got the new Encyclopedia Britannica. He had a report to you on space, and then he got the new Encyclopedia. I think I made that abundantly clear.

Um, yes. Anyhow, here it is. I mean, hey, everybody knows this is the greatest encyclopedia in the world. Help me get a B plus. Why not an A? Too long. I found so much great information I put it all in.

Overkill. Hm. The next report I did was from my science class. On the human body. Scored an A. Uh, good. Look at it. I always wondered where my mandibula was. Mm-hmm. For details on how you can own the new Encyclopedia Britannica?

Let's have that 800 number. Excellent. Just call this number and we'll send you this free booklet. Tell them about the gift. And just for previewing Britannica in your home, we'll give you this three volume desk reference set.

This is like having your own research library at home. Mm-hmm, yes. So if you would be interested in owning the new Encyclopedia Britannica... Don't press. They see the phone number. If they want to, they'll call.

I guess you're right. Trust me. A monster's attack! Good chemicals and gut bombs! But the G.I. human!