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Captain Crunch Cereal (commercial, 1980s)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 109 words

The transcript of “Captain Crunch Cereal (commercial, 1980s)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Why is Captain Crunchy Hill? It all started with Squish, the Sog Master. Solve them! The Millman's room is on its way to sog everything. Oh, good nothing resist! Captain Crunchyriel took a direct fix! Still crunchy, still sweet, still delicious.

But the realness shield of Captain Crunchyriel really beat the soggy's arms! Oh crunchy! We're afraid of no soggy. Captain Crunchyriel is a delicious part of this balanced beast. I'm just crazy thick my jiggle if there's a bigger water wiggle What you doin' here again?

Water wiggle Whitch you crazy water wiggle? You can't tell what you do You think you're chasing him? Water wiggle water toy

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