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Cracker Jack Cereal (commercial, 1980s)

Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 120 words

The transcript of “Cracker Jack Cereal (commercial, 1980s)”, an episode of Saturday Mornings shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Saturday Mornings plays Saturday Mornings shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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You're Jack, when you're really good, they call you Cracker Jack. When you believe in magic, you can be most anything. I doubt it. You can be a circus star. You can drive a racing car.

I doubt that stroke. You can be a superhero. I really doubt that too. Hey, and if you believe in magic, you can do most anything. You can tap on a helmet magic line to tell you.

We did you a very thing. That's me! But we're with Burger King! Alert the troops! They're protecting two capitalists with some new gel! They must be out of harvest! A time! We make whole gimme!

Have any grief! New gel is tough as Christ! It's great!

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