Super Sugar Crisp (commercial, 1980s)

Unfair! Get ready for Super Bear! Super Bear, your chocolate! Now I want that delicious cereal! Hey good-hearted, shortbread! Save that for Super Super Criss, part of this nutritious breakfast! A Super cereal deserves a Super Bear!

I'm talking to cookies and talking to flavor cookies crisps! Aha! Cookie-crugg! Cookie-jarmous! Using a pole to get into the home? I have magic to make that will open your eyes, putting new chips and cookie crisps at a bigger inside.

Bigger chips. But it's really a cereal. And part of this nutritious breakfast. Can I have some? Please? Oh, bigger, bigger, bigger. Come here, here. New chocolate chip flavor cookie crisp cereal. Now with bigger chips.

I'll be back with a bigger bag. Whoop.