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Commercial · Saturday Mornings shorts · 1993 · 2 min · 338 words
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Children, there are all people turned on. We will be right back. First is Monkey Brewster, a high-voltage bundle of energy ready for anything. Then it's Jake, a guy a little on the strong side. He's got brother to a house full of foster kids.
It's two main shows back to back. First is Monkey, then it's Jake. Then Jake. That's Monkey Brewster, followed by Big Brother Jake. It's fun to cut wiggles, it's fun to cut wiggles, it's fun to cut wiggles, it's fun to cut wiggles, and it's full cutting out.
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Did you cut that out? Because I know I'm down, I'm so cutting out! Cut it out, please. 12 color projects and everything you see here. Battery not included. So there I was. When it hit me, a crunch very crazy.
Those crunchy booty berries, they had mine. I need crunchberries. All out. But we do have much berries and ballberries. No! Follow that crunch! I'm getting closer and closer and closer and it's happened. Is that...is that...
Well, it's not tuna noodle casserole. No, it's just a crunchy part of my balanced breakfast. Fine, I mean, rump. I hate it when that happens. Crunchberries, the only berries with Captain's Crumb. For hours, you've been taking their tickets.
You can't take them anymore. Since Twix gives you chewy caramel twice. Milk chocolate twice. And that cookie crunch twice, you get one great snack. Hey, can you tell me when my mom gets here? after another.
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