Garfield (promo, 1993)

We've heard there's another big orange cartoon cat besides Heathcliff. Well, when you're this big and this orange and this much cat, it's not surprising you have imitators. Choose the original Heathcliff. Saturday morning at 7.30 on BAM TV.

When it comes to great taste in the go-offals, nobody likes them more than Dan Marley. Except maybe his longtime rival, B.J. Armstrong. Dan knows B.J. loves that gold in the go-Christmas. They go Christmas. B.J. knows Dan loves that delicious eggo taste.

Only thing they didn't know was... How much Marty Dawson loves him? Eggo waffles. The part of a good breakfast that's just too much fun to let go. Did you see this? Welcome to the Junior Dog Show!

Best prize cookie crisp. Hey, Blue, it's a cereal for the dog, a bird. I let the cat up and you grab the cookie crisp. Now, chip the ass of the poodle. Hey! Oh, he missed!

This is a complete fiasco! And this is a complete backlash with cookie creases! Looks like a car that you broke! Little cookie too came with this! Oh, he missed! Bonnie and I were mixing up some quick when magically we were on the spaceship of the terrible Chachometron!

It's taking your chockery. Oh. Quick old change's program. It's chocolatey quicks! This toast, nicely quipped, its magic in the making. And now back to our show on Fantasy Me.