Eggo Waffles (commercial, 1993)

When it comes to great taste in Eggo Waffles, nobody likes them more than Dan Marley. Except maybe his longtime rival, B.J. Armstrong. Dan knows B.J. loves that gold in Eggo Christmas. B.J. knows Dan loves that delicious Eggo taste.

Only thing they didn't know was... How much Marty Dawson loves him? Eggo Waffles, the part of a good breakfast that's just too much fun to make go. Lookie for this? Everybody knows why kids drink milk, we like to taste.

It's fun, but secretly kids are drinking milk because it helps us grow bigger. Imagine us, or a beer cold water. Doing big cool things, or a beer cold clothes. Imagine us, staying up late. Imagine us driving cars.

Everybody knows why kids drink milk, we like to taste right. Sure we do, but milk does help us get bigger. Imagine us in charge. Hey, ho, did you break, Raffy? Well, but doesn't they all do this club?

These are so good. They're official cereal. Apple Jacks. You got some daddies. I don't get why you'd like a cereal called Apple Jacks. That doesn't taste like Apple. Well, we know why. Yeah. Okay, geniuses. Why?

Let me answer. Brother, sexual losing. We don't have to explain why we like it. Apple Jacks is part of a complete breakfast. We need what we like. Let's rejoin our program on BAM TV. Hey!