Starcom (commercial, 1993)

Starcon! Command post of the new millennium, where tomorrow's soldiers protect the future. The sky is not the limit, and the stars have no end. Imagine the possibilities.

Watch Starcon. Sunday morning, none, BAM TV. Hey Ralph, on my burger and rice! Hey Ralph, will my bird have arrived? Oh yeah? Oh my pizza and tacos? Oh yeah! Did you eat too much? Oh yeah!

You know it's so much fun to eat at Ralph! Oh yeah! Watch out, here we go! It's Edith Ralph's! First defeat Ralph, all their food wins, but be careful, because you never know! Edith Ralph!

Oh yeah! You know it's so much fun to eat at Ralph! Oh yeah! Edith Ralph's! Oh yeah! What's happening in the cabbage patch? Daddy, hi Doctor Baby Crys, so real. I see she's having breakfast.

Yep, she's very hungry. Uh-oh, she's crying. We have tears. Money will kiss me tears away. Wow, you made her stop crying. Of course, I'm her mom. Baby Crys, so real. How can your savage crutch, Baby Crys, the wheel, comes with her bottle.

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